Dress like a pilgrim on the outside and a whore underneath.

So, I'm nineteen. On Sunday I was thinking about what I was going to say the first time somebody asks my age after my birthday. And a motherfucker asked me on Monday. I had no choice but to say: I'm nineteen years old. My birthday totally exceeded my expectations by the way. The girls came and we had a fantastic time. And Sunday was also a total success too!