Hahaha.

Limericks.

1-
Roasalina, a pretty young lass
Had a truly magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think -
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.


2-
There was a young harlot from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of it too."