Extermin-Girls.

1-You won't fall for the first bloke you meet.
2-You'll stop suffering for that moron you like.
3-You won't fall for anyone in 3rd year.
4-You won't fall for any relative.
5-You won't let emotional-crisis control your body.
6-You won't die everytime you see him.
7-You won't show him that you are interested in him.
8-You'll function by racionality and not by passion.
9-You'll act on the most uninterested and normal way everytime you see him.
10-You won't spend more time with him than with your friends.
11-You won't talk all the time about him.
12-Extermin whoever you can.

I'll explain, this is a bit funny. Well, my friend Caro and I created this kind of organisation for typical girls. I'm honestly not in it (perhaps just a bit but i'm that kind of girl who gives a shit about blokes and get over things quickly) but most girls aren't like that, and as a result we have a lot of people with problems. We did this for a laugh only, to remind us women how pathetic we can sometimes be. But the thing is, don't get depressed girls, there are hundreds of men there and you are here suffering for one? Live happy, you'll get thousands.